A column in The New York Times takes a humourous look at the proliferation of “millionaire” books. Just consider the success of these books: The Millionaire Next Door, The Automatic Millionaire, The Millionaire Mind, The One Minute Millionaire, Cracking the Millionaire Code, The Millionaire Code, which have made their authors into millionaires.

Maybe I should be writing one of these millionaire books, many of which are just selling old wine in a new bottle. Some titles I am considering:

The Canadian Millionaire
Maybe not, considering that a best seller in Canada is a book that sells 5000 copies.

How to Become a Millionaire? (Without Contesting in Reality Shows)
Reality shows and Millionaires. Two birds in one stone. I really can’t lose with this one!

How to turn $100 into One Million?
Hint: At a 10% annual return, it will take just 97 years!

Please feel free to leave your title suggestions in the comments.