Today’s Financial Post featured a front-page story on exotic investments, which typically hold esoteric asset classes and are sold to investors for their “diversification benefits”:

Diamonds – Diamond Circle Capital plc, a closed-end fund that plans to list on the London Stock Exchange will invest in a portfolio of polished diamonds, with a minimum investment of $1 million per stone. The fund plans to raise $400 million in its IPO.

Fine Violins Fund – A London-based dealer is planning to start a $50 million fund to invest in old violins.

Wine Investment Fund – Another London-based fund that aims “to generate capital growth through the buying, holding and selling of investment grade wines”.

The Fine Art Fund – A hedge fund that plans to make money by buying and selling paintings by Monet, Renoir, Picasso and other artists.

Football Players Fund Management – A hedge fund that has $15 million invested in the transfer rights of soccer players in Europe.

Apart from the fact that most of these funds seem to be based in London, I don’t know why anyone would want to invest in mostly speculative instruments. Like pure commodity plays like gold, silver and oil, these assets have an expected real rate of return of zero.